A beast in his lair Flatmate from hell In a pit of despair No way to dispel Stranger beware A beast in his lair
It started out well No obvious flaw How to then tell The change we saw An exercise freak With pallid skin That hid the deceit To what lay within
Up at dawn Bed at dusk Repeat day on day A peculiar spawn Converses robotic Emotionally withdrawn And a touch psychotic
A beast in his lair He does not care For social calls To that pit of despair A vacuous soul With human hair The beast in his lair
A dirtaholic And a timid mouse Never lifted a bollock To clean the house Our friends don't believe He really exists But until he leaves The odour persists
Up at dawn Bed at dusk Repeat day on day Lurks in the kitchen Kicks up a stink As he feasts on his prey It makes me think I can't stay
A beast in his lair Impending doom From the pit of despair It's the full moon Stranger beware A beast in his lair
By Murray

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